1. Glenn Beck

   

   Glenn Beck is the new Rush Limbaugh or the old Bill O'Reilly or whatever formula best expresses "Aggressive Right-Wing Yeller" best in your mind.

2. 2. Katherine Heigl

   

   She's ungrateful and a primadonna and all the usual Hollywood issues, but she's also NOT. FUN. TO WATCH. She cannot carry a movie! She is awkward and surly. Please stop casting her.

3. 3. Carrie Prejean

   

   Beauty-queen + Prop 8-supporter + IQ problems = Mean Girls nightmare of the first order.

4. 4. Jon Gosselin

   

   Dude, Ed Hardy? Really? You so had the sympathy of an entire nation, what with you nagging hateful wife, and you squandered it with a handful of bad tshirts and one trashy girlfriend. Come on.

5. 5. Dan Brown

   

   This man has ruined Paris, the Vatican, Leonardo da Vinci, puzzle-solving, chalices, feminism, and self-flagellation for us all.

6. 6. Michelle Malkin

   

   She's even worse than Ann Coulter, because people actually take her seriously. Go away, crazy lady.

7. 7. Chris Brown

   

   Here is a man who beats up his girlfriend and gets away with it. The end.

8. 8. ARod

   

   Frankly, you could look past the cheating and the $400 billion/year salary, if he weren't so prissy. You don't get to be a diva and a cheater.

9. 9. Vanessa Hudgens

   

   You can blame Zac Efron all you want for the High School Musical phenomenon, but at the kid's a star. This one, though, all naked pictures and lame Disney albums. When is her damn voice going to drop?

10. 10. Lance Armstrong

    

    Remember when he dumped the wife who stood by him through cancer, as soon as he got famous? Remember when he dumped Sheryl Crow and then went around telling everyone she tried to trick him into having kids? Remember when he started the entire damn "colored bracelets" trend?

1. Szechuan Shrimp

   

   I love me some of these spicy, spicy shrimp. Unfortunately, shellfish causes my throat to swell shut, which causes me to die. And yet I still long for the taste!

BuzzFeed's own Jack Shepherd has boldly agreed to a Battle Of The Stomach Linings, in which he will consume as many different hot sauces, spices, and peppers as he can.

1. Jon and Kate Plus 8

   

   Come on: how are they even popular? The show is boring, the wife is mean, the kids scream a lot...and it's a sham. And people get too riled up about tabloid covers. Who do we even direct our vomit towards? (Probably Kate.)

2. 2. Detoxes/Cleanses

   

   These juice fasts are really just a fancy way of saying "don't eat and poop a lot." So that makes me sick twice over, obviously, aside from which: any type of diet inspired by Sex and the City is a no.

3. 3. Bacon

   

   Can we just all agree to stop putting bacon on everything? You do not need bacon with my porn or my cat videos; you need it at breakfast only. Please take the sex out, so we can put the love back in (and then keep it down).

4. 4. MSNBC/All Cable News

   

   Why are these people still talking? They are talking all the time, about nothing, and smart people get so excited! For once, can we enjoy a morning withouhearing how funny Keith Olbermann was the night before.

5. 5. The Hills

   

   This show causes a very specific type of sickness: the kind that comes when your brain is so dead that it cannot suppress your gag reflex any longer. The Hills makes you vomit from stupidity. MTV, what have you done to me?

6. 6. Mustaches

   

   A porn stache without porn is like Communion without the wine: dry and scratchy and pointless. It also gross to look at (the Communion analogy kind of breaks down there).

7. 7. Plaid

   

   This does not apply to individuals who: a) work on farms b) live on Paper Towel wrapping. Otherwise, it's a sea of Tim Allen impersonators out there, and I just can't stomach it anymore.

8. 8. Economic Bummers

   

   Not having any money and firing people and going bankrupt is just getting boring. Zzzzzzz. No one wants to hear sad stories about people not being able to achieve their dreams; they give us stomach aches.

9. 9. the Black Eyed Peas

   

   When did we decide that Fergie was a sex symbol and Will.i.am was worthy of a hologram? Let us also note that their music is only acceptable for a 5th grader's karaoke birthday party, the thought of which gives one heartburn.

10. 10. Perez Hilton

    

    Here is a man child who asks his disciples to call the police for him after using homophobic slurs against annoying musicians. And yet people read him, for he can passably draw a cum stain. Blrgh [air sickness bag].

1. Sandworm Jelly

   

   Step 1: Cut up sandworms. Step 2: Cook them into jello molds. Step 3: Puke, because GROSS.

2. 2. Balut

   

   Yum! Duck embryo, boiled and eaten in the shell!! Wait, did I say "yum"? I mean the exact opposite of that. A long video of some dude explaining and then eating balut is here.

3. 3. Live Squid

   Honestly, it's hard to know what is worse here: The killing and eating of live squid, or the hackneyed voiceover commentary. Both made me kind of ill.

4. 4. Deer Placenta

   

   This...ugh. Read about the experience of eating deer placenta soup on the inspired Weird Meat blog.

5. 5. The Hot Dog

   This exotic food is made from ground meat refuse and chemicals -- the two are mixed and turned into a liquid, and then stuffed into a skin casing. Made by robots, but (apparently) eaten by humans!

6. 6. Tuna Eyeball

   

   It's watching you!! It's watching you feel ill!! (Again, a full description of the cooking & eating process is available if you think you can stomach it.

7. 7. Maggot Cheese

   

   Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that's left to ferment and grow maggots -- basically, a rotting, larvae-filled Pecorino. (To watch Gordon Ramsay gag while trying it, watch this and click ahead to the 6:50 mark.)

8. 8. Fermented Shark

   

   Hakarl is gutted basking shark that's fermented and left to dry for 4-5 months. It's gross because it smells like ammonia and makes you gag, and because it sounds kind of like "hot Carl."

9. 9. Mac N Cheese Pasta Bread Bowl

   

   This overlaps between foods that make you sick and those that make you fat.

10. 10. Fesikh

    

    Fesikh is an Egyptian dish: Grey mullet are caught, left out to putrefy, then salted and left to pickle for several months. The fish is a delicacy served during the annual celebration of Sham Al-Nessim, and causes a few people to die every year of botulism poisoning.