A pastry. A PASTRY.
2. When this seems like a really solid idea.
3. When the animal kingdom has lost its mind.
Nobody knows who’s who anymore.
4. When it feels necessary to photoshop sparkles onto a meaty disaster.
Indulgence has reached its end.
5. When bedtime stories look like this.
Just an iPad—not even a story on the iPad. Just the iPad itself.
6. When correct grammar is a thing of the past.
7. When grammar AND laws make no sense.
This sign will inevitably lead to chaos and the destruction of all governments.
8. When kids these days eat ice cream like this.
That face says it all.
9. When babies are really self-conscious and compensate with too much makeup.
Girl, learn to love yourself.
10. When your grandma’s car looks like this.
Which means she’s cooler than you.
11. When going to the mall really means, “I’m going planking.”
Yeah, life is over.
12. When you just can’t stop being a redneck for even your own wedding night.
Guys, cool it.
13. When your dog is the reigning shotgunning champion.
Remember when dogs used to just play fetch? :(