Wonderful read, very interesting. Thanks.
Wonderful read, very interesting. Thanks.
No problem, buddy, I usually make a point of bumping right into inconsiderate assholes like you.
How about this one?
I believe that she’s sorry the moment she gives the money from that gig to a charity that helps refugees from countries with a suppressive regime.
#17 I really want to slap you for making fun of a little kid living in obvious poverty.
Your last passage explains perfectly why there’s religion in the world, tanak. ;) Well said!
“Oh, there’s only a 1 in 11 Million chance I’m gonna die in a plane crash” - is probably what everyone who ever died in a plane crash thought before they boarded the plane. You’re not gonna fool me…!
Don’t be shy, dont forget to mention that the all-American Jeans have been invented by a German. I live like 20 minutes from the little village where Levi (originally “Löb”) Strauss grew up.
#10 The parts on the inside look photoshopped. I realize it’s possible to make a cake like this, but it can’t imagine it would come out like that.
You know something is really bad for you if it’s banned in China.
#2 What’s this, what’s going on, what’s happening?
There’s no way #9 isn’t intentional. Not sure how this is working out for that ice cream factory, but, eww.
You totally forgot to mention that we don’t have electricity in Germany and Hitler’s still alive.
18-yo drinking age in Germany? Nooooo no nono no. A 14 year old can drink stuff like beer, wine, champagne if accompanied by parents. 18 is the age where you are officially allowed to not only drink but BUY hard liquor.
Try 6 weeks of holidays/year. Also, 240 Euro welfare sounds really shitty. How are you supposed to survive off that? And the streets over there are dirty. Yeah but no thanks, gonna stay in Germany. ;)
Wow, that’s actually awesome. You’re never too old to learn something new, right?
About everyone here in Europe agrees that this guy is a creep and that marriage will last 10 years tops. I look at his face and see cocaine and prostitutes. Well, they say daughters search for a man that reminds them of their father, so considering Carl Gustaf’s “past”, that fits.
“This is the best “When you see it” photo I’ve ever seen.” - I don’t think you’ve seen one before, then.
#3 - go home, Buzzfeed, you’ve gone full retard.
Holy shit, for a moment I was honestly confused as to why the whole newsroom would greet Lizzie with a Hitler salute. Took me a second to figure out they were taking pics. I really thought you Brits had finally lost it.
Oh. Great. It’s a video.
Neuschwanstein is tacky. This is coming from a German, btw. If you stand in front of it, it looks brand new. I like my castles old and dilapidated, thank you very much. Also, I can’t believe you added this Disneyland abomination but left out, say, Scottish Dunnottar Castle. ‘murricans.
How can you not mention what facial she used? That’s really all I want to know now.
13/15. Being from Europe, I’ve never seen any of these guys before. I just went with my gut feeling. Whenever looking at someone’s picture made me feel icky, I picked “Republican”. Amazing how well that worked out!
You know, when monkeys look into a mirror, they laugh because they don’t really realize that what they see is their own face. Also, I just totally made up this “fact”.
“I used to shave him because he was too fat to groom himself. It’s a shame that he’s missing his signature bowtie” I hope you’re being reborn as a circus monkey. Please never have a pet again.
Most of these are just badly spelled German words. It’s not a language, it’s a dialect.
I’m going to haunt everyone who posts videos to Buzzfeed. Goddammit.
Very well done, he got all the angles right, I’m quite impressed.
#42, that chalk thing? Doesn’t work. Other things that won’t work against ants: Baking powder, cinnamon. A few weeks ago, I noticed there were ants in my kitchen, already working hard on a trail. For two long days, I tried to do the right thing, trying to be all ecological and animal friendly. Wanna know what happened? The ants came all out to celebrate their friendly host with some self-baked cinnamon-flavoured chalk cake. They had a blast. The next day I went out to buy the best poison I could find. My kitchen has been ants-free ever since.
Being an atheist makes exactly as “much” sense as believing in a god or two or whatever. I prefer agnosticism.
So photos of female breasts are being deleted but hate speech against women and female rights aren’t. Kinda reminds me of something. Oh yeah, the USA. Re-pre-seent!
You really get only two weeks of vacation? Dang. Add that to the long list why I’d never move away from Europe…
He looks sad. Also, these instagrams are proof again that money can’t buy you styl.e
In Germany, we have 4 bank holiday days in May. And then there were the 4 easter days off in April. You could say the last two months have been my favourite months of 2013 so far.
Dang, look at that mess made of flake boards and tin cans. You guys really need to learn how to build better houses, man, and stop building these slum shacks. Especially when you’re living in a tornado prone area.
“Poor American man”? You are an asshat. What about the 150 000 - 250 000 North Korean people who have to spend their “lives” in these camps in a kind of suffering you can’t even imagine because some relative has been put in one (guilt by association!) or because they were born there? And to think these poor souls don’t even have some dim-witted basketball player throwing out a tweet for them. “Poor American man”, goodness gracious. Fuck you. Oh and also, here’s a bonus book tip: “Escape from Camp 14”. Enjoy. Twat.
“Mummeln” is NOT a German word, never been. It’s “murmeln”. It’s so annoying that Americans can’t EVER seem to get German words straight. In movies, in sitcoms, in tv shows, in books - if a German word is seen written on something, it’s usually spelled incorrect. See, the pronunciation is usually shit, too, but I don’t even care about that. But written words? Pure laziness. How do you even MANAGE to screw this up, what with online dictionaries and what not? “So we want a German restaurant on our movie set, it will be shown in about each and every episode, anyone got an idea how to name it?” - “When I was three I once heard my uncle say a German word, to me it sounded like Xssdflcsdfsdfd.” - “Perfect, just paint that right on!” “Dead like me”, I’m looking at you. Yeah, still bitter after all that time.
Mountain puppet. Lol. The perfect christmas gift for your first born.