5 New Whataburger Menu Items to honor the San Antonio Spurs

The San Antonio Spurs are NBA Champions. Whataburger HQ is located in San Antonio, Texas. Coincidence? Not likely. As these new leaked internal memos show, Texas's favorite burger chain is planning a marketing blitz around the Spurs win— and we've got the new menu items to prove it.

Free Patty Milts

Patty Mills was such a beast that Whataburger is planning to recrown their popular "patty melt" as the "patty milt". It'll be delicious as ever, and now it'll hit threes from the corner while you underestimate him.

Bring home dinner, be the MVP

Kawhi Leonard went so hard that he got a whole damn meal named after him. The Kawhi Dinner'd is a combo pack with 4 burgers, 4 fries, 4 drinks, and 1 Finals MVP Trophy. Most impressive? Kawhi eats this meal by himself, with one hand.

Milkshake and Fries combo

Just like Old Man Duncan himself, this LTO is salty and sweet, a perfect blend of fundamentals with flare that's not afraid to dunk all over your face. The Tim Dip & Duncan Milkshake will come in three regular flavors (Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry) and a new, Timmy-themed flavor: dominance.

Extra ballapeños for me, please

Manu knows a thing or two about being an All Time Favorite. Which is why renaming the Monterey Melt in his honor, as the Manurey Melt makes perfect sense. Bonus feature: leave the burger on the counter overnight— it just gets better with age.

The Whatabonner Jr.

He may not have done much in the finals, but everyone's favorite supporting character is getting a makeover as our favorite supporting burger. The Whataburger Jr. is being transformed into the Whatabonner Jr. and redheads everywhere are just thrilled.