Rahm Emanuel's cock enters Chicago mayor's race

CHICAGO, Ill. – In a move sure to shake up the Chicago mayoral race, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s cock today threw its hat into the ring to become the city’s next chief executive. “I’m the biggest f*cking cock in this city, cause I don’t take sh*t from no one,” Rahm’s cock said at its campaign kick-off rally on Chicago’s north side. “I’m confident that once voters see me up close, they will realize the other cocks in this race don’t f*cking measure up.” (click on link for full story)