Somehow, this makes me really miss living in the City.

The ultimate Dorothy Parker comeback:
She was attempting to enter a doorway at the same time as playwright/congresswoman Clare Boothe Luce.
“Age before beauty” said Luce, while yielding the right-of-way.
Parker swept by her, and with her trademark wit, replied, “And pearls before swine.” BURN!

“I’m a black mermaid! Yeah!” AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH MY GOD NEW YORKERS WON’T BE ABLE TO BUY NEW THINGS (at least, not in actual stores. Thank god for the internets!) FOR TWO WHOLE DAYS! THE WORLD IS ENDING!

Really, that’s some horrible art. I would let that “artist” put a needle to my skin if THEY paid ME.

Oh, THAT’S who was chasing Ichabod Crane!

holy crap, the trumpet players are awful.

what…?

It’s like drugs