1. Maybe he has bad service?
2. He probably lost his phone last night. Maybe I should check his Facebook to see if he posted a status about losing his phone.
3. Should I text someone else to make sure my phone is working?
4. Maybe I'll check and see if he's tweeted at all since I texted him.
5. "Hahaha" was probably too much. I knew I should have just stopped at "haha." Damn.
6. I bet he just went to bed really early. Plenty of people go to bed at 8:30 p.m.
7. I don't know why I thought it was a good idea to text him before noon on a Sunday. I probably woke him up and now he hates me forever.
8. Maybe I'll text his roommate and try and find out what they're doing tonight through him.
9. Did his friends tell him not to text me back? His friends probably think he can do better than me.
10. Maybe his phone died. Plenty of people go 5 hours without their phone these days.
11. I just double texted him and now he's probably going to file a restraining order.
12. I should watch a movie or take a shower to distract myself. I bet I'll have a text from him by the time I'm done.
13. Maybe he's just putting a lot of thought into what he wants to say back to me?
14. Maybe he committed a horrible crime and he's on the run and he doesn't want to text anyone for fear the police will be able to trace his phone.
15. Forget him. I'm just going to text my ex instead.
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