Tila Tequila’s Bodyguard Throws Her Under The Short Bus
Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an insane dwarf hellbent on splattering the world with its crazy like a monkey tossing its feces, but with less dignity, The Bodyguard Group was forced to issue a lengthy press release defending its credibility after Tila decided to name its employees as the father of her imaginary baby and continue to alert the paparazzi to her every move to stage embarrassing photo ops.
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Tila Tequila's Bodyguard Throws Her Under The Short Bus
http://www.buzzfeed.com/thesuperficial/tila-teq...Thanks to being sucked into the vortex of an insane dwarf hellbent on splattering the world with ...