I like this better than the nude spread. Well maybe not the ass part (or those veneers!) but the whole package. Give me actual people instead of airbrushed puffs of cotton candy any day.

Did she get a boob job? She only used to have that big of boobies when she was way tubbier!

While I think Ms. Lohan is awful in many, many ways, I find her “derp face” mildly endearing.