If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License

It would probably look a lot like this music video. Sex, drugs, and barbies…

I know, right? Now tell your friends!
If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License
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    • sonicsweets thinks If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License is Win & LOL  about 8 months ago
    • kayk2 thinks If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License is LOL & Win  about 8 months ago
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    • annathewildrose 8 months ago

      i love this band, and Hotspur was great too! they always talk to fans too. Forget the haters!

    • taylorm15   If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License and thinks it’s Geeky, LOL & Win  about 8 months ago
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    • sarahsteinberg 8 months ago

      I like this song…. its fucking catchy

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    • Shannon A thinks If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License is WTF & OMG  about 8 months ago
    • jess 8 months ago

      this…

    • mimijenkinsw thinks If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License is Win  about 8 months ago
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    • Vixenly 8 months ago

      All the shittiest songs have the most imaginative videos these days. This sounds like Marianas Trench with a dash of whatever manufactured boyband is the thing of the day. yuCks!

    • Hiddenbrandon   If Toys R Us Had A Liquor License and thinks it’s Ew, LOL & Win  about 8 months ago
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    • aed0924 8 months ago

      Ah, middle school…

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    • ringdinger 8 months ago

      This is a lot better if you put the video on mute and play an actual good song in itunes.

    • Avarielle 8 months ago

      I had to ask Google to make sure Adam Lambert wasn’t performing under a new name…this group sounds a LOT like him.

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