1. Stains
2. Creepy Cable Access Clowns
3. Pretty Wild Parents
4. Other Questionably-Skilled Parents
5. Bruno Tonioli
6. Home Shopping Hosts
We'd never know what not to buy if it wasn't for The Soup, and we'd never appreciate the zany folks that so passionately try to sell it to us on channels we'd never watch.
7. King Curtis
In a bacon-obsessed America, young King Curtis is the unofficial Commander-in-Chief, passionately fighting for bacon rights since 2009. The Soup put him on a soapbox of greatness.
8. Spaghetti Cat
9. This Bi-Coastal Pair of Local News Anchors
L.A. spends their mornings with Steve Edwards, and New York does with Greg Kelly. They're both stars in The Soup's book for their stupidity-shaming of guests and stories on their shows. Stay strong, gentlemen.
10. Amateur Political Candidates
11. Nathaniel
12. Alicia "Chicken Tetrazzini"
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When your boyfriend is sneaking around with your best friend that has superior Italian cooking skills, you'd passionately demand to know the details of their affair, too. Thank you, Alicia for never backing down until you got the truth, even if you needed Maury's help to get it. Thank you.