2. Kiddie rides just don’t have the same appeal.
Riding with Spidey ain’t as cool as it used to be.
3. You’re excited (or sad) about moving past the Happy Meal and into the Mighty Kids Meal—or just bypassing the Mighty Kids Meal and going straight to Value Meals.
4. You have to do “reading projects” over summer vacation now.
6. John Cena shoes stop being cool and start to become a liability that’ll get you made fun of and ostracized from many a lunch table.
7. You’re enjoying your last few “free” meals, or at least your parents are.
8. You’re being bombarded with this in school.
It gets worse. So much worse.