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18 Things We Did In College That We'll Never Do Again

College: a time of learning, personal growth, and doing lots of dumb, dumb things. But once you leave, don’t do the dumb thing of ignoring your loans. SALT can help you face them, take action, and you could even win $10,000 to pay for college or repay your loans.

1. Clean while drunk and think this is brilliantly resourceful:

2. Eat ramen every day... and rarely in a bowl:

3. Shower with flip-flops because the bathroom looks like this:

4. Not bother with mixers or glasses or anything that gets between you and your booze:

5. Get one of these at two in the morning:

6. And then sleep off a hangover for the next three days:

7. Pay someone else to do your homework or write your papers:

8. Share a bathroom with dozens of randos:

9. Who pull stuff like this all the time:

10. Stay up for 72 hours by only drinking these:

11. Use whatever's lying around because you don't have the right kind of kitchen stuff:

12. Have nothing to wear because you didn't do laundry all month:

13. Go down the hallway by sliding:

14. Rely on this for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and second dinner:

15. Drink out of a super-classy cardboard cooler:

16. Hide in a bathroom while the cops breakup your friend's party:

17. Think your dorm keys are so important that you MUST wear them around your neck at all times:

18. Sleep on the floor because it's basically a bed:

But thinking about your student loans is definitely something you should do again:

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SALT can help you take action; we're even giving away $10,000 to help a few students pay for college or pay back their loans.