1. Pull the greatest prank in AHS history.
#ifthepurgewasreal I would park in the Allen High School parking lot without a parking permit.
2. Enroll in 12 hours' worth of night classes.
#IfThePurgeWasReal I'd go to college for free
3. Take a walk in the park.
I might urinate in a public park if I reeeally had to go. #IfThePurgeWasReal
4. Break all the rules.
#IfThePurgeWasReal i would take two pieces of candy at a restaurant when it clearly says take one only please.
5. Kill...
If The Purge was real I would just stay in the house and kill time.
6. ...and slaughter.
If the Purge was real I would participate by illegally obtaining mass amounts of bubble wrap & then I would slaughter every single bubble.
7. Take out the takeout haters.
#IfThePurgeWasReal I'll go after people who don't like pizza
8. Focus on one food group.
I think if the purge were real I would lock myself in the Jiff factory & eat all the peanut butter I wanted
9. "Acquire" lunch.
Two words: "Free" tacos #IfThePurgeWasReal
10. Get rich or die purgin'.
#IfThePurgeWasReal I would open a lemonade stand..... WITHOUT A PERMIT!
11. Slash and destroy.
#IfThePurgeWasReal I would rip off the tags on mattresses
12. Beef up.
#IfThePurgeWasReal I'd get an unlimited supply of protein powder
13. Ummmm.
If the purge was real i would build a house made out of poop and hide in there, nobody would want to go in there
14. Hate the environment a bit.
If the purge was real I'd probably just litter a bit and call it a night
15. Literally hide.
If the purge was real I think I would literally just hide in the dumpster until it was over
16. Become lovable.
If The Purge was real I'd put on a Raymond costume because everyone loves Raymond.
17. Watch the world burn.
Man, if The Purge were real I would do SO MUCH LOITERING
18. (ಥ﹏ಥ)
I would cry if the Purge was real
What would you do? Get advance tickets to The Purge: Anarchy, in theaters everywhere July 18.
