2. Waffle Soap
Just in case a neckace isn’t enough and you want YOUR ENTIRE BODY to smell like a delicious waffle from JJ’s Diner.
3. “Friends, Waffles, Work” Tiny Canvas Quote
Because waffles ALWAYS come before work.
4. “Treat Yo Self” Crocheted Coffee Mug Cozy
It also fits travel mugs. WIN.
5. “Papa Ben’s Low-Cal Calzone Zone” T-Shirt
As Ben Wyatt informed us, a calzone is a portable, delicious meal that is its own container. Calzones FOR DAYS.
9. Or maybe you’d rather have this Ron Swanson quote in art print form:
11. “The Swanson Real-Man Meal” Screen Print
Real men eat turkey legs wrapped in bacon. Quantity over quality. TRUST.
13. “Turf and Turf” 8 x 10 Print
SHOUTOUT to Mulligan’s Steakhouse in Indianapolis, Indiana.
14. Ron Swanson Mustache 11 x 14 Print
Among other amazing things, this again mentions Ron’s never-ending love for meat, steak, bacon, and eggs.
15. Ron Swanson Father’s Day Card
Because Father’s Day is in June and fishing’s not that hard.
17. “You Had Me At Meat Tornado” Eye Chart
For all of the Ron Swanson fans and meat lovers who have vision problems.
18. Tom Haverford Food Slang 8 x 24 Print
To hang in your kitchen or dining room to look at whenever you’re eating your apps, tre-tre’s, and zerts.
19. Tom Haverford “I’m Not Your Maid” 12 x 18 Print
Remember Haverford Rule No. 6.