1. Bad Childhood
99.36% of people like seeing maltese puppies play in a pillow fort.
0.64% of people had a miserable imagination-less childhood.
2. Pug Haters
98.5% of people think baby pug puppies getting a bath are cute.
1.5% of people are jilted ex boyfriends who are unfairly holding the pug breed in contempt for the sins of girlfriends’ dogs past. Grow up, little boys. She left because of you. Leave the pugs out of it.
3. Passive Aggressive Cats
99.01% of people like seeing Border Terrier puppies playing in a yard.
0.99% are cats.
98.33% of people think that bernese mountain dogs are the bee’s knees.
1.67% of people are emotionless psychopaths.
5. Jealous Dogs
98.06% of people think that the line, “He once saved a fireman from a tree,” is hilarious.
1.94% of viewers are dogs…who are waiting for their viral video version of the Dos Equis guy, The Most Interesting Dog In The World.
6. Stupid Humans
98.72% of people can’t help themselves but like these fluffballs of precious puppy.
1.28% of people think that “Chow Puppies” is an imperative statement.
98.39% of people see a basset hound puppy ear hanging out of a bowl, and can’t keep their mouse off the like button.
1.61% of people see an egregious misuse of kitchen supplies.
8. The Allergic
98.79% of people think that kittens in bowls is the kind of thing that makes the internet glorious.
1.21% of people have forgotten that kittens on the internet are allergy-free.
9. Coffee Drinkers
98.53% of people see a yorkie puppy in a teacup and know that all is right with the world.
1.47% of people haven’t had their first cup of the day yet, and are cranky. We totally identify with this, but please, please don’t take it out on the pups.