Obnoxious Friend Won’t Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones
ALEXANDRIA, VA—Annoyed sources confirmed this week that married and pregnant local woman Ashley Canfield will not stop achieving significant life milestones, unanimously agreeing that the 30-year-old law school graduate seriously needs to just cool it with the achievements.
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Obnoxious Friend Won't Stop Attaining Major Life Milestones
http://www.buzzfeed.com/theonion.com/obnoxious-...ALEXANDRIA, VA—Annoyed sources confirmed this week that married and pregnant local woman As...