A machine I dreamed up sometime in the 90s which basically solves all of life’s problems. [Ed. note: the pet shop part sounds so rad, and you should contribute to our keepsake show and tell project as well!]
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Now you also have to check under your seat for perverts.
Bitchcraft at its finest.
This is equal parts embarrassing and awesome.