Massive firebreathing bitch!

Am I the only one who found that way too emo to sit through? I love my collection of Explosions in the Sky, if that's who the song is from, but I'm just really not interested in Jessica Biel. Or all this melodrama. Next.

“somebody said: Watched four strait hours of the hills… I think my penis is melting and I forgot how to read”

IT’S ABOUT TIME.

Can we just skip the backlash and go straight to the leaked sex tape? ::holds breath::

Aww, but “You can’t see his penis or nothing.”