My door knob is SO erect (OMFG, how can that be a fucking thing????)

They are not anti-black, they’re anti-human. Also, I really don’t they were really wishing anyone to have a happy day.

More on Fun Fruits… I’d say these gents are the least fun fruits of all.

They are not playing, they’re plotting. We must end this before it’s too late!!!

Where’s the wiggidity-wiggidity wack button.

The best part was his giddy enthusiasm for the response. I’m a little surprised it aired. It looks like the censors were sleeping at the wheel (or just been rabbit-punched).

I love the concepts, but look at David Bowie’s head compared to his body. The photoshop on some of these posters is nearly as ridiculous (Pulp Fiction, I’m look at you too). Also, Leonard Nimoy in Die Hard — haha!

TV executives and publicity firms piss there pants so much, they have no business getting their asses off the toilet.

This is how the Mayans foresaw it.

Jesus sounds like every liberal parent (I know, I’m one of them).