12 Stages Of Emotions I Experienced At The On The Run Tour

I was not physically, mentally, emotionally or spiritually prepared for this.

1. Anxiety: Driving to the Venue

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Oh no is that traffic? Should we have left earlier?? How long do you think the lines are?! I knew I shouldn’t have ignored all those Ticketmaster parking emails!

2. Excitement: Inside the Venue

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We make it to the venue, buy some overpriced beer and merchandise, use some questionable bathrooms and make our way to our seats.

The lights hit, the music blasts, as both King and Queen enter the stage.

WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

3. Bliss: The Classics

Just when I thought I had their set list down, Bey & J surprise me with a collaboration so magical that I swear I was witnessing an out of body experience.

I start looking to my girls like...

Bridesmaids

And dancing to my jams like..

That's So Raven

Because illuminati or no illuminati, this is the best night of my life.

4. Denial: Rain

George Lopez

It started to drizzle, nothing too major.

It'll stop raining.

It has to stop raining.

It couldn't possibly keep raining on a perfect night like this.

5. Resentment: Complete Downpour

Dr. Who

It won't stop raining. And it is the worst kind of rain, humidity + downpour.

Beyonce’s "Resentment" song couldn’t be timed more perfectly.

YOU HAD ONE JOB CALIFORNIA. ONE.

6. Acceptance: Tonight's Still Perfect

Singing In The Rain

Whatevs. The rain somehow makes it even more perfect.

Not even rain can stop this power couple.

7. Delusion: The Rain Has Gotten to Me

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Pure happiness and absolute hysteria have overtaken my body. I am hot, cold, tired, and musically born again all at the same time.

8. Exhaustation: Homeward Bound

Disney

The concert is over which meant everyone was rushing to their cars/shuttle rides

Wearing wedges seemed like a good idea, but 5 hours later covered in sweat and rain, I now regretted every step of this decision.

9. UTTER DESPERATION: I Hate My Life

Fox

IT HAS BEEN AN HOUR AND A HALF, AND STILL NO PROGRESS. Uber has failed me. Lyft has failed me and I am considering taking a ride from a sketch parking official.

I now know what it was like to wander through the desert for 40 days and 40 nights.

10. Salvation: When my Ride Arrived

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All the blood that rushed from my body to keep my feet from falling off left me with this one and only facial expression.

#ACCURATE

11. Satisfaction: HANGER STRIKES.

Elf

After that ordeal, of course I'm hungry. And by some God-pitying miracle, Burger King is still open. I repeat, BURGER KING IS STILL OPEN.

I guess you really can have it your way.

12. Sadness: BEST NIGHT EVER

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And just like that, the best concert of my life came to and end.