1. Thou shall not have any other gods besides Beyoncé.
Unless it’s Britney. Or Gaga.
2. Thou shall not take Ryan Gosling’s name in vain.
Damn you Eva Mendes. DAMN. YOU.
3. Thou must remember and accept that guacamole will always be extra.
4. Thou shall not go on a juice cleanse, and then proceed to complain about how hard said juice cleanse is.
You brought this upon yourself.
5. Thou shall not covet your best friend’s Lululemons.
No matter how perfect they make your ass look, go buy your own.
6. Thou must swipe to the left if a shirtless man presents himself on Tinder.
No matter how flawless said abs are; you’re better than that.
7. Thou shall keep Brunch-with-Bottomless-Mimosas Day holy.
The holiest of days.
8. Thou shall limit one’s #hashtags to five.
Trust me, we get it.
10. And finally, thou cannot reference too many Mean Girls quotes, because…
…the limit does not exist.