1. DISCOUNTS, DISCOUNTS, and more DISCOUNTS.
As soon as you scrape together enough money to actually be able to afford to go shopping, you’ll be up to your eyeballs in deals.
2. PIZZA. ALL. THE. TIME.
Pizza is cheap, quick, and AWESOME. Mmm, cheesy.
You can’t be a student and not sleep all day everyday. It’s like, the law.
Being a student and going to parties is like fries and ketchup - it just makes sense. So count me in… just as soon as I drag myself away from Netflix and my bed…
This is how you use a washing machine, right? Right?!
7. STUDENT LOAN (££££££££££££).
You’ll be feelin’ like Jay-Z for a whole 15 minutes, until you realise that that money is for keeping you alive for the next semester and you’ll be paying it back until you’re dead.
They say you make life-long friends whilst at university. And, if forcing your friend to down the dirty pint during a game of ‘Ring of Fire’, and then, half an hour later, holding their hair back as they throw up said pint doesn’t say true friendship, I don’t know what does.