Sure, Jeff Gordon might be the most well-known and respected NASCAR driver, but nothing about this tattoo is respectable.
What does this phrase have to do with the talent of a football player?
Sure, the Flobots song was good, but not good enough that you should ever tattoo handlebars on yourself.
Literally everyone knows that no-one has ever been able to pull off the “inside-lip tattoo” look, and certainly not for as miserable a team as the Detroit Tigers.
It’s not that bad. It’ll be fine. You just have to get the UNIVERSITY to change ITS name.
Getting a tattoo saluting John Elway is fine. Sure. But did you really have to make it almost life-size? Up your whole leg? Really?
Even the UFC Championship belt has never been this large.
This one is included because it’s just sad. He may love baseball, but not enough to make sure that the baseball is round. :(