Seven Come At Me Bro Ocean Animals

These juiced up marine creatures don’t even need thumbs (or spines) to throw down.

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Seven Come At Me Bro Ocean Animals
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This crab is about to thrash some explorers who showed up on his island. Get back in the skiff, back to your vessel and move along.

If you are foolish enough to cross the path of Rockie the rockhopper penguin, just be absolutely sure you aren’t wearing green crocs… uh oh.

A rare glimpse at Helfrich’s dartfish. Rare because the carnage that usually follows an encounter like this rarely leaves survivors to tell the tale.

Do not mess with this cownose ray. It will demolish you and tapdance on your huddled weeping remains.

Seven feet of solid muscle. This octopus may not have a single bone in its body, but it will still break all of yours.

Prepare to feel the sting of a powerful flipper across your non-reptilian interloper face.

This upside down jelly is about to turn your world upside down. Shuffle back out of that seagrass if you know what’s good for you.

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