1.
Feel free to use anything as a weapon:
2.
As long as you point it in the right direction:
3.
Never wait for anything:
4.
Always drive it like you stole it (especially when chasing thieves):
5.
Know that it's never too late to practice sliding across the ground:
6.
Do your best to look as menacing as possible:
7.
When you don't have a door, make one:
8.
Is there an explosion? Walk away calmly:
9.
Don't freak when something sneaks up on you:
11.
Or use your quick reflexes:
12.
And always remember to save energy for celebrating in the best possible way:
Inspired by the two badass cops from The Heat: