1. You call him "big" in a drawing, and make him self-conscious: 2.82/10
2. When you are impossible to play with: 3.86/10
3. When you're lazy about the simplest things that he's talked to you about a thousand times: 4.36/10
4. When you break the new gadget he bought less than 24 hours ago: 5/10
5. When he says "don't tell mom" and you tell mom: 5.25/10
6. When he tries to teach you any physical activity (literally any): 6/10
7. When you have too much time on your hands because you are too young to get a job: 7/10
8. When he drops everything to help you study for a big test so you could impress your hot teacher and he realizes you are a hopeless human: 7.65/10
9. When your footage of him goes viral: 7.76/10
The reason this is so high on the list is because it makes him realize he's a dad.
10. When he catches a foul ball and you throw it back on the field: 8/10
11. When he has to pick you up from a party he told you not to go to because you partied too hard: 9.21/10
12. And this. This is just a 10.
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Season one totally premieres Tuesday Sept. 24th on ABC.