Newsflash!
Sky is blue!

“I was 17 when I gave my first blow job. The guy was someone I was just ‘talking to,’ as we used to say in the ‘90s, but we weren’t a couple. He had gone down on me twice before, and I thought: “Why not!” I guess I knew what I was doing because he seemed to enjoy it. I remember a lot of girls owning up to oral sex—giving and getting—but then again, I did go to a Catholic all-girls school. I remember my ex-BF tried to go down on me, but he didn’t really know what he was doing, so I stopped him. One time another BF got Big Red gum stuck in my pubes.”

I'd rather it be b-j's than screwing. It's fine if teens have sex but many are not being responsible about it. MTV has a new show called “16 and pregnant”…once it's on MTV then you know it's a problem. Need I say more?

Where can one meet these teens that you speak of?

Man, kids these days… with their “text messaging” and their “internet” and their “blowjobs”…. What will they think of next?