11 Insane Items That Costco Actually Sells

Think your membership only includes bulk discounts on canned goods and pasta? Think again.

1. 18.88 Carat Diamond for $2,300,000

Only one available! Better jump on it!

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2. Martin Yale Fully Automatic Electric Letter Opener for $328.99

This letter opener can open up to 7,000 letters an hour. That is over 150,000 letters a day if you really need it! This is highly recommended for people like Justin Bieber, Lebron James and George Zimmerman who must receive tons of fan mail daily!

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3. 17,586 Total Servings of Emergency Food Kit By Shelf Reliance® THRIVE™ for $2,999.99

Keep in mind that this is $500 off, what a bargain! This food is supposedly enough for 4 people to last 12 months. After that though you are on your own

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4. Metropolis Play System By Gorilla® Playsets for $17,999.99

Sure you love your kids, but is that love worth $18,000? We don’t think so.

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5. Mighty Mule Cascade 14’ Double Driveway Gate for $2,299.99

For a guy with a ton of acreage and not a lot of cash.

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6. Raj India Trading Pewter Pet Urns, starting at $49.99

“Honey, can you go down to Costco and get us about 50 pounds of meat, 6 cases of Mountain Dew, 3 bags of tilapia and an urn for our dead dog? Thanks”

PS. WTF is a token pet urn?

7. Kool-It 42 Cu Ft Glass Door Merchandiser for $1,999.99

This might actually be cool to have so we can display all of the Snapple we like to drink.

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8. The Calla Lily Centerpiece Collection for $379.99

We already believe flowers are a waste of money, so a six pack of cala lilies are a no go.

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9. Ashbee Game Room Collection by Brunswick for $11,999.99

This item is actually listed in the “WOW Items” category.

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10. Almost Heaven Saunas Grandview Deluxe Sauna 6-person Barrel Wet Sauna $11,999.99

This may be your only chance to live in a Hobbit home, act now!

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11. Axis #12 Professional Meat Grinder for $399.99

The 100% stainless steel construction allows for the grindage of up to 260lbs of meat an hour which makes this the perfect Easter present.

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