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Step 1: Get some eggs!
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Step 2: Look all over your kitchen for some oil!
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Step 3: Turn that stove on!
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Step 4: Grease that sucker up!
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Step 5: Distribute evenly!
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Step 6: Open that egg box!
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Step 7: Pick a healthy looking egg!
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Step 8: Crack that sucker!
And now you have a delicious, delicious egg! ENJOY!