4. Because sometimes accurate breaking news is trumped by dangerous wishful thinking.
6. Because you deserve to know exactly what you’re putting in your body.
8. Because “text message shorthand” is not a recognized English dialect.
10. Because having a hot story on your hands tends to overshadow its obvious details.
12. Because brutal honesty is honestly a bit much when it comes to breaking news.
13. Because it makes sense to wait until the game is actually over before publishing.
14. Because we can’t keep our rock stars and astronauts straight anymore.
ASTRONAUTS ARE PRETTY MUCH ROCK STARS, THOUGH.