1. Look at how cool Robert Pattinson is in his knit tie.
2. Too bad Cary Grant rocked the knit decades before*.
*True old-school gentlemen like Mr. Grant never forget to keep it real with a fresh boutonniere, too.
3. Taylor Swift probably thinks she’s the bee’s knees in her demure, high-waisted bikini.
4. Sorry Swifty, your grandma’s bridge club had that look on lock before sunscreen was invented.
5. You might be thinking “there’s new stuff being done all the time!”
6. Ahhh crap.
7. “But sometimes the remakes are better than the original!”
8. Hold your tongue, rapscallion!
Gatsby went into print 88 years ago. Only time will tell if the film is a true classic.