1. I mean… just look at them.
3. Their only experience with manual labor is swiping and tapping.
4. They’d spend too much time twerking and not enough working.
5. This would be their solution to the oil shortage:
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6. The only court system they care about is the mall food court.
9. This is how their Congress would act:
So some things would remain the same…