1. They Hunted Gigantic Animals
Scary, right? Like mammoths, saber tooth tigers, wild ox, and bears. And mountain goats, which we assume must’ve been also been really big.
2. They Didn’t Care About Designer Labels
They wore skins from animals they killed! Or, nothing at all.
3. They Drew On Walls
Graffiti’s still illegal, right? Well, it wasn’t for cavemen. These artistic creatures created art where ever they pleased. Suck on that, Banksy.
4. They Were Never Very Cold
Cavemen are known for having barrel chests and solid limbs, which helped them stay warm in extremely cold temperatures. They also knew how to make a perfect fire.
5. They Didn’t Complain When They Were Injured
Because cavemen hunted such large animals, it was common for them to be injured while they were attempting to scoop up their next meal. Getting stabbed, scraped and breaking bones was all part of the hunting process. These badasses didn’t even have health insurance and they always came out on top (and wearing fur coats!).
6. They Bludgeoned Things
We don’t even USE the word “bludgeon” enough!
7. They Had Sex For Fun
That’s right: sex is fun and cavemen did what they wanted.
8. They Were “Apex Predators”
…which means they were at the top of the food chain because they had no predators of their own. Top of the pyramid!
9. They Had Balanced Diets
Even though they were excellent hunters and carnivores, cavemen made sure to eat their vegetables, too. The Caveman Diet kept them in tip-top shape.