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    Tim Minchin Is Actually Jareth The Goblin King

    It's very possible that Jareth has infiltrated our world and is slowly taking it over under the name "Tim Minchin." Stay calm.

    Nobody freak out.

    But Tim Minchin might actually be Jareth the Goblin King.

    Maybe it's just the hair.

    Or the eyeliner.

    Or perhaps the baby-thieving.

    Or the--nope. They're the same person.

    Exact. Same. Person.

    And on the offoffoff-chance that they aren't, Tim Minchin knows who he has to be for Halloween now.

    But honestly, there probably won't be a Halloween this year.

    Because Minchin the Goblin King is here to destroy us all.

    Go ahead and freak out now.