60 Reasons Niles Crane Is A Babe And A Half

Frasier is great, but Niles is a dorky dreamboat. Just a boat of dorkdreams.

1. We all love “Frasier.”

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2. And yes, we all know Dr. Frasier Crane is wonderful.

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3. But when it comes to adorable dorkiness and being the ultimate in nerd fantasy men, Dr. Niles Crane has got his brother beat.

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4. He’s got game.

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5. Serious game.

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6. And swag.

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7. And the ladies dig it.

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8. He’s all for a good joke, just all for it.

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9. He values good hygeine.

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10. He’s even adorable when he’s struggling to remember what word he was just thinking of but oh, now it’s gone, what was it?

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11. He knows what he wants and he goes for it.

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12. He gives the best hugs, just look at the full-body contact.

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13. He’s super well-read.

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14. And not just books, he’s up on current events.

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15. And great with kids.

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16. But he knows where to draw the line.

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17. He completely understands why you just can’t make yourself go to the gym today.

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18. ‘Cause he has his off days too, girl.

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19. He puts it all out there, he’s not going to play games.

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20. He’ll appreciate your wardrobe, and he’ll let you know what you look the best in.

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21. He has strong morals, but he knows when to bend them.

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22. He’s always down to karaoke.

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23. And his reflexes are just top-notch.

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24. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t just a little bit adorably ticklish.

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25. He appreciates it when you take the time to get dressed up (or really, really down).

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26. He’s gainfully employed.

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27. And even when he’s losing it, he’s still got it together in most ways.

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28. He always makes time for his family.

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29. He’s verbally descriptive.

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30. And he’s cultured.

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31. Super cultured.

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32. He’s mastered the subtle sexuality of the hair toss.

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33. He’ll pick up a sword and defend your honor, no problem.

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34. But he’s also fragile and he isn’t afraid to show it.

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35. He has excellent phone etiquette.

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36. He totally gets why you never iron your pants, you’re right, it’s a waste of time.

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37. He’s squeamish about blood, so he totally understands why you don’t wanna give blood today.

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38. He understands social cues.

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39. He’ll take the time to read your latest screenplay, sure thing.

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40. If you’re having a bad day, he gets it, you don’t even have to talk, he’s just here for you if you need him.

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41. He’s fine with you giving up on today. Today sucked. He gives up, too. How about a makeout session?

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42. He comes from a supportive family.

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43. He’s a great dancer.

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44. An *excellent dancer.

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45. *The best dancer.

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46. Like, what even?

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47. He’s not easily alarmed.

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48. He’s awkward at parties, too, girl. No need to be nervous.

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49. He can hold his liquor (well, his sherry).

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50. He dresses for the weather.

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51. He’ll always tell you what he wants.

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52. He’s not afraid of confrontation.

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53. He’ll go to a party and sit in the corner with you and make fun of people.

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54. But don’t say anything mean to him, or he’ll sulk adorably.

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55. If he does something, he does it right.

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56. He’s such. a. good. kisser.

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57. And so cute when he doesn’t know what to do with his hands.

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58. He’s just dreamy.

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59. Just a dreamboat.

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60. Like, ughhhghhghghg DREAMBOAT.

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61. Just a BOAT OF DREAMS.

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62. Our feelings exactly.

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