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Posted on Mar 22, 2013

Sex And The City Vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

They are basically the same show, you guys. Ask any younger sister or boy with a female best friend.

by TheBoyKing

Community Contributor

Miranda is the smart one. She's a Harvard graduate, and a successful lawyer. She thinks logically and doesn't let her emotions get in the way. She and Donatello are the members who are most likely going to think their way out of a situation. They are not quite as cool as the other three characters (Donatello with his poor slang and Miranda with her abundance of pubic hair visible in a bathing suit) but the team needs them for their intelligence and logic.

Emotional, unpredictable, and on edge, Charlotte is a perfect foil to Donatello. She squeals with delight at as many inappropriate moments as Raphael says the only swear in the first live-action TMNT movie ("Damn").

Also, Raphael would be the first choice for which turtle was on 'roids, and Charlotte is the only member of SATC who partakes in any form of exercise.

Both Charlotte and Raphael can be aggressive and each would be the first choice in their respective group for "person I would least like to fuck with."

This one feels the most obvious. The party-centric, devil-may-care attitudes of Samantha and Michelangelo seem pretty synced up. Even their favorite vices, sex and pizza, seem to have a parallel (Even if it's bad pizza, it's still pretty good pizza). They are both in search of a good time and a good time only, constantly trying to satiate their psyche's id.