1. Her name is Mamma…
Ms. Biscuit if you’re nasty
2. Pretty in Pink
Warm cozy sweater? Check. Dog Brooch to rep my kind? Check. Peeping tongue to match outfit? Check.
3. A Vision in Blue
The real Blue Steel
4. Chanel Chic
Her brooch collection is almost as big as her tongue!
5. Pug Life till I Die
“I didn’t choose the pug life… the pug life chose me.”
6. The Dirty Derby
This bitch rules the Kentucky Derby and every Sunday at church
7. Fiercer than a gold horse statue thing
Horses got nothing on her!
8. Pearls are a girls best friend
She don’t want no blood diamonds! Mamma is anti-violence and anti-puppy mill!
9. Bjork who?
Mamma Biscuit makes the BEST dressed list!
10. Pink in the Stink
That curly tail rocks the back side with a nice pink poof and some pearls up top!