First up is Zayn. Now I’m a little disappointed, and maybe it’s a bad pic but he almost looks skinny-fat in this. I expected a lot more, he gets a 5 out of 10.
Now here’s Taylor Swift’s Ex – Harry Styles, he’s coming in fresh out of the water in Australia or some foreign and very warm place. Really like what he’s done with the abs. 7 out of 10.
Now here’s my previous fave, Niall. He’s got some subtle potential here, and I think that’s babe. He could’ve scored an 8, but his outty belly button definitely lost him some points. 7.5 out of 10
Liam. Damn gurl. I really don’t want to reference a situation up in here, but this is a damn fine looking stomach. Not too much, not too little, just the right amount. 8 out of 10.
Louis – it’s possible that the stature and the fact that he’s even drinking a beer in the shot make it so that his stomach isn’t as rock hard as the rest of the boy band (Zayn obvi not included). I still like where he’s coming from, and god I love a boy who can put back a corona mid-day. 6.9 out of 10.