Apparently the Seahawks weren’t the only ones to win that night.
They didn’t even get to watch the commercials.
With a dominating 43-8 victory over the Denver Broncos, the Seattle Seahawks captured the first Super Bowl title in team history. The fans celebrated by flooding the streets.
This cake, posted on Reddit by Tony McKendry, deserves the slowest of slow claps.
Some of these might be jokes, but it’s so hard to tell anymore. Most of the people upset about the advertisement didn’t even seem to notice the gay couple in it.
We give you the true winner of this year’s Super Bowl.
The department-store company sent out some nonsensical tweets tonight, leading many to believe the person running the account was drunk or hacked. Turns out they were “tweeting with mittens” on, which was the plan all along.
Decoding a United States tradition.
Because what is the Super Bowl without ads featuring our favorite people.
Spoiler: He is 18,721 days old.
Like, not quite Beyoncé level, but pretty awesome.
It wasn’t a great night for Super Bowl ads, but here are the ones everyone will be talking about.
Former Secretary of State notes that it’s more fun to watch other people “being blitzed & sacked.”
Sir Paul is every one of us watching the Super Bowl.
Just in case you didn’t know.