10 Reasons We're Totally Excited For This Season Of "The Bachelor"

You guys, this is going to be the most epic season of The Bachelor ever. Make sure you watch the two-night premiere on Sunday, Juan-uary 5th at 8|7c on ABC.

1. The first impressions are always totally insane.

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On a normal date, showing up in a wedding dress or fake-pregnant would make you look psychotic. But, on The Bachelor, it means you'll probably get the first impression rose.

2. Our new boyfriend, Juan Pablo.

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We fell in love with him on Desiree's season. But he was gone so soon. Now he's back, looking for a stepmom for Camilla. Ay! Ay! Ay! Te queremos.

3. The house is absolutely beautiful.

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Why can't we have a giant fountain in our front yard? Or like 75 hammocks available for making out? The Bachelor pad is off the chain, and we get to live there in our minds for this season.

4. THE PROPOSAL!!!

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Who will he choose? Will she say yes? What far-off location will they visit? We have so many questions? Juan Pablo, will you just marry us?

5. The women will cry about a lot of things.

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Love is a full-contact sport and some people are going to get hurt. Not that we WANT them to cry. But, it's pretty entertaining to watch. Bonus points for ugly cry face.

6. The dates are any gal's fantasy.

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Casually taking a helicopter to an empty soccer stadium for a little making out around a ball sounds great to us.

7. All. The. Drama.

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Last season had some amazing ladies. There is always one crazy b who is there to stir the pot. We look forward to watching it all go down. #TeamJuan4Life

8. Rooting for your favorite lady.

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We know what's best for Juan Pablo, don't we? If he can't be ours... we will choose our fav gal and eagerly anticipate true love!

9. Watching new friendships flourish or fail.

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Dating the same guy would pretty much end any friendship in real life. It's always excellent television watching these ladies navigate those choppy emotional waters.

10. Did we mention that Juan Pablo is adorable?

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This guy. He's just so hot, so down to earth, and he loves to have a great time. We can't wait to introduce him to our mom. Or watch him on TV or whatever.

Tune in to the two-night premiere of The Bachelor on Sunday, Juan-uary 5th at 8|7c on ABC.

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