25 Animals That Are Incredibly Proud Of Themselves

You might even say, too proud.

1. “Do not mock the neckbeard, human. The neckbeard has warded off many teeth during this lifetime.”

Source: snoopfr

2. “I’m the direct descendant of a lion, you know.”

Source: reddit.com

3. “I may be among the last of my kind, but I will never bear the weight of a collar, or the humiliation of a master. Never will I wear a doggie sweater.”

Source: tomsfries

4. “This will be the single most important portrait you ever paint. Focus, human.”

Source: theangryluddite

5. “That’s my cousin on TV. We’re all rooting for you out here, Rufus.”

Source: thenewsgeek

6. “I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I’m kind of a big deal in the states…”

Source: melissaa

7. “I didn’t eat a tourist this month. Not even one.”

Source: juve57

8. “Yeah, you know, Skrillex and I go way back.”

Source: elliotmoore

9. “My human serves me Fancy Feast every day. For I am Cat.”

Source: mariatee

10. “That little Gecko in those commercials? I ate him.”

Source: molepolole

11. “Winter is coming. And I’ll be ready when it does.”

Source: juvi_sportfotos

12. “The crocodile stood no chance. Take me to Lake Placid. I’ll end that one too.”

Source: greenzowie

13. ” I mean, come on. Just look at me.”

Source: brianhoward

14. “That puny hole you dug back there, human? I made it better.”

Source: stuartlanham

15. “I can see Russia from my perch.”

Source: theangryluddite

16. “Gosh, I’m just psyched to be here.”

Source: flickr.com

17. “Haters gonna hate. Can’t explain that.”

Source: reddit.com

18. “I did it! I graduated! Where’s the treat? Can I have the treat now?”

Source: reddit.com

19. “Not on my watch, pal.”

Source: theangryluddite

20. “They said our love was impossible. That it wouldn’t last. They were wrong.”

Source: reddit.com

21. “Check it out. Puppy Calendar. Mister June.”

Source: reddit.com

22. “Dorothy would have never made it without me.”

Source: koworu

23. “So I can’t fly. Who cares? I am literally Royalty.”

Source: greasylightbulb

24. “My agent just called. I’m all set for War Horse 2. It’s going to directed by this guy named Michael Bay. You probably haven’t heard of him…”

Source: gimmemorephotos

25. “Look, I just tossed my uncle off a burning cliff (thereby reclaiming my throne), then orchestrated a kingdom wide dance party, after which I sired a cub worthy of front page r/aww. Any questions?”

Source: dbcnwa

BONUS ROUND:

Because lasers.

Source: theangryluddite