As a lesbian, I would like to say you are definitely missing out.

8 has a terribly dramatic commercial:
Bergmönch - Hiking uphill Wheeling downhill from Thomas Kaiser on Vimeo.
Also it seems to be more of a scooter…

It's leviOHsa, not levioSAR. Come on Hermione, get it together.

“You're asking me to believe that the C[E]O of Facebook, doesn't know how to change his relationship status on Facebook?”

I see what you did there.

The best part about this is definitely the comments.

I'm more convinced that the “intelligent” queries are probably word for word what some major textbook has written, and every high school kid is too lazy to reword the question.
Which is my way of saying: there are no intelligent commonly asked questions. All commonly asked questions are equally stupid and lazy. The Google crystal ball tells no lies.