21. The Girl in the Front Row
She knows all the answers and knows that there are in fact stupid questions.
20. The Peace Studies Major
19. The Girl Who Obviously Has Never Been to a Party Before
18. The Theatre Studies Major
17. The Group
They’re together. Always together.
16. The Girl That Only Comes to the First Two Weeks of Class
She is never seen or heard from again.
15. The Women’s Studies Major
14. The Overnight Success
No one knows where she came from or how she got there.
13. The Hipster
Everything sounds better on vinyl. Like, everything.
12. The Education Major
The student has become the master. Literally.
11. The Drinker
But everyone else can…
10. The Girl Everyone Knows
How is it possible that she knows so many people, it’s mathematically impossible? Oh, and she’s nice!
9. The Psychology Major
8. The Mediator
7. That Girl Who Always Asks Questions
She pretends to get it. I don’t think she does.
6. The Terminally Single
Cheesy romantic movies on Netflix just aren’t the same when you are alone forever.
5. The Creative Writing Major
What to write. What to write. What to do with my life.
4. The Stressed
Eighteen-credit semesters, man. Eighteen-credit semesters.
3. The Girl Who’s Engaged
She’s taken. She will forever be taken.
It’s a scary concept for us single people to grasp.
Well…forever’s a long time.
We are in college, after all.
2. The Cheerleader
And Last But Certainly Not Least…
1. The Girl Who Posts on Buzzfeed
And categorizes people.