21. The Musician
He majors in Music Performance and plays an instrument. Sometimes.
(Not to be confused with the nerdier Acappella Group Singer.)
20. The Caf Guy
Does he ever leave the caf? Doubtful.
19. The Cool Guy
No idea. He’s just so….not dressed for 90 degree weather.
18. The “Artist”
No, we can’t.
17. The Business Major
Glad to know you have no real interests.
16. The Health Studies Major
15. The Always Late
14. The Over Excitable Freshman
13. The Guy Who Has Clearly Never Been to the Gym Before
12. The Athlete
No one should be that happy.
11. The Chemistry Major
10. The Stoner
“It’s good for you, man.”
9. The Dance Major
So You Think You Can Dance is considered a viable career choice.
8. The Never Laid
7. The School Radio DJ
No one listens to 80’s Rock anymore.
6. The Library Nerd
He can’t possibly have that much to study.
5. The Senior
4. The Transfer Student
3. That Rich Kid
2. The Frat Guy
1. The Liberal Arts Major
On Behalf of All The Girls…
We Salute You
After all, you’re the only guys we’ve got.
- Former Virginia Sen. Jim Webb, a Democrat with a military background, is running for president.