This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on May 11, 2013DO NOT EDIT. FOR A CLASS. The Life and Times of an ABC ExecutiveWho knew Prime Time would take a lot of time?by ThatGirlAustinCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail When James asked who wanted to be a network... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And I decided to volunteer... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When I met the rest of ABC... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And we started the game... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Seconds later as we tried to sell our first advertising slots... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When an advertiser offered us $100,000 for Modern Family... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And we thought that was a great deal... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Only to find that CBS got 15 million for Big Bang Theory... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Season 1 Week 1. We met the producers. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And everyone pitched us their shows... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Sure, most of the pitches went like this... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF To which we responded... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF We were pretty selective those first three weeks... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF This may have gone a little to our heads... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF How producers responded when we didn't want to buy their idea... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Or when we offered them too little fake money... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When someone tried to pitch us a show when we had already filled up the TV guide for the week... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When people didn't turn in their shows... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And we would confront them... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And they would always say... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF To which our reaction was... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When a producer asked us if we would be renewing their badly-rated show... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Or better yet, ask for a ton more money... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF But when a miracle happened and we filled up all our time slots, sold all our advertising, and had a little bit of a profit... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Then Season 2 started... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Our reaction to the new networks... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Suddenly no one was pitching us shows... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Seriously... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF We were a little bit desperate... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Puppy dog eyes alone couldn't save us... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF We tried to find producers with shows to sell... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF We had to be a little less selective... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF "ABC still needs shows. Please come pitch us shows!" Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Any show that was pitched to us... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF When a miracle happened and we managed to sell advertising and fill the TV guide... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Of course, this was dependent on if the producers turned in their shows... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Which became less and less likely as the producers adopted this attitude... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF To which our response was... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF To sum up Season 2... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Then Season 3 came along... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF We said good bye to ABC... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And I spent the next season as CW writing the narrative shows I wished producers would have pitched us... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF There were no more advertisers... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF No more producers... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF No more lawsuits against NBC... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF And life was just a little more peaceful... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF Thank you Molly, James, and Katrina for an awesome class! Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF