1. Create a never-ending loop of notes:
2. Make sure your screen saver does NOT turn on:
3. Have some busywork open on your screen:
4. Leave some personal items on your desk:
5. Create a decoy lunch that people will just assume you'll have later:
6. Schedule fake meetings with other co-workers:
7. Get really aggressive with caution tape to make it look like there was an incident:
8. Change your smartphone's signature:
9. Find an office doppelgänger to sit at your desk for a bit:
10. Eat much later in the day, and no one will be the wiser:
11. Take a pretend phone call and shout "HOLD ON LET ME FIND A ROOM!" Then proceed to just walk away.
12. But if your boss gives you any flak, just say you were working the entire time.
