Sorry, I don’t hate Piper Chapman. I really kinda love her. Alex, however: SOCIOPATH! [Not that I want Piper w/ Larry (NB: we’re talking Piper *Chapman* and Larry *Bloom*, not their real-life counterparts, about whom I wouldn’t comment.) But Piper WANTS to be a better person, and Alex doesn’t give a sh*t. She withdraws friendship (merely being CIVIL) w/ romantic/sexual-ship: not cool.] Frankly, I want to see Piper w/ Suzanne (NOT to be called “Crazy Eyes”), at least for a while. Suzanne is actually a nice (if somewhat emotionally-challenged) person.