The trainer guy in #2 is hot.

This is why when I’m shopping for my vintage Etsy shop, I ask myself if my mom would wear it. If the answer is “yes”, I snatch the sucker up.

Look at those puppies on #38!

#10 is from a book about dancing with cats. My mom has it.

Haha. When I was a growing up, they used this to explain the damages of premarital sex on your soul and reputation.

That’s just an illusion created by the dress. I’m 7 months along and the appearance of my bump changes drastically depending on what I’m wearing and what position I’m in. Heck, I was sitting next to an acquaintance on a couch this past weekend at a party and she didn’t notice I was pregnant until I stood up. It freaked her out.

They obviously had dug a pit to roast a pig in, Hawaiian style. Duh.

Must try the jello in the pineapple can…

Eh. It’s clearly is swim trunks that are the problem here.