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    That's Not My Name, Starbucks

    Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by Starbucks.

    Here are a few of my favorite screw-ups:

    Ordering coffee at Starbucks excites many...

    ...mainly because their workers just can't get the basics right.

    Want a name change? Starbucks has your back.

    ... And, well, they get creative.

    Foreign names that aren't so foreign? No, no.

    Foreign physicalities? Well, Starbucks specializes in this field.

    But let's give the workers the benefit of the doubt. In a crowded cafe, it can be too loud to hear.

    But no need to ask a customer for his or her name twice. In all fairness, they write exactly what they hear.

    And sometimes there's no need to ask at all.

    Let's be honest, the workers live on Mars.

    Fact: Starbucks will never spell your name correctly (or anyone else's for that matter).

    You will forever be instagramming epic name fails courtesy of Starbucks.

    On a brighter note, at least your father can spell your name correctly too, right?